Tuesday, August 31, 2010

No Supported Cammera Detected

L'AMOR ÉS CEC. CAUSES OF TRUANCY

is'asseuen I'm in the subway next to me a woman and a girl. Not late in realizing it they are mother and daughter. The two are very happy and make jokes. The girl is very intelligent.

It is in these moments when my brain starts to think what is nice to see a single mother caring for her daughter and the two are so happy and so united.

If love were a tangible material, a material product that might spread like a chocolate cake, these two personetes been shared at fifty percent. In the same way that if there would have a third person already believes this should be distributed in three parts, and they would play within. This love would be more compact and less divided.

Continue paying your ear while listening and moving subway:

"You're the prettiest girl in the world."

I think, "now this woman only has eyes and heart to his daughter."

begin to be demolished all theories of the traditional family, the paternal and maternal figure. This family comprises two members that sits a few inches of me is even stronger than a made up of three or more members.

"But I'm not the most beautiful in the world. "

Feel these words from the other side of the seats while the metro brings another of their stations.

And while trying to keep my thoughts on love and family, another phrase the girl next to me down to earth:

"I'm not the most beautiful in the world because the Pope says they were you ".

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"Love is not finite. It is not tangible.
can deliver it in the quantity and quality as you want and who wants few. "

Stick to the pink meua dels vents;
The meua family.

Barcelona, \u200b\u200bAugust 2010.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Can You Use Dummy Phone For Parts?

Naughty Boys


This friendly orca jumping in watercolor I did for a text on Santillana publishing environment.
I'd suggest that if you see bubbles, just in case take your hand from the water.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Syphilis Rash In My Face

(without review or editing)

been three weeks in the new course. It is horrible, as each new course. The best thing about it is the final ringing, which gives us the wings of freedom, let us leave the place. I have three weeks and when I think I still have eight months I slit my wrists with chalk on the board.

But the problem comes because it takes three weeks and already hated school, no. Comes because every time it rings the bell announcing that Madrid are 13.00 GMT, and I can go home is that my bag will not, and does not want because it has fallen for the hook that holds it all day. "Sure I think," the whole day together, for 4 hours ... the friction makes the honey. " But fuck me, because I can not go home immediately. Cost me almost half an hour each day that handles my Nike backpack off from that piece of inert metal (like my backpack) and we can go home.

way home Now I'm thinking how to end this ordeal that takes me 30 minutes of overtime in the school. I thought not to carry a backpack to class, but the publishing industry, the teachers and school equipment manufacturers have agreed to make this not feasible. With so much textbook, one per subject, unless you have workbook that becomes two, is an impossible burden to carry two human hands with a boy of 11 years.

I thought about changing backpack, take an old one that I have. I do not think that is the solution that I think my current backpack handles male and female, and that's why they want, and my old backpack is female, but of course ... as the topic of homosexuality and irascible is the society, it is very likely that this backpack also fall in love handles and I fall a divine punishment (not Christian) to promote homophobia.

I made a mess. I get home and think about telling my parents, but immediately dismiss this idea. It seems ridiculous:

- Dad, Mom, always late in coming home from school because my backpack is love .... (I think it gives even shame.)

So just me lentil dish that my mother has prepared. "They have iron, and that's good for education," says whenever I see the face of disgust. "The iron that I know is good for rails, for orthodontics and put it in the ass of chickens to eat potatoes every Sunday." I get to my room and I'm mulling over the issue of how fix the link so outrageous that they have started to open my bag and the handle of the hanger in my class.

As it seems unlikely one thing, what I do is think about facts that may give an explanation to this phenomenon. I think and look in the backpack straps in case you have gum stuck which is what makes it such a tightly from the perch. Discarded. There is no such gum. Maybe ... no, no. Discarded.

is clear. What you need is love between the fabric and the cold iron backpacker hold garments. And when I say this I turn on a light: "There is in love with my bag of perch and vice versa ... they are the materials which they want." EUREKA!

The next morning I get to school 5 minutes before, to speak with the concierge.

- Genaro "I say. "I have a love problem that I think you can fix-finish.
- Fuck me baby. Last year I've had enough trouble when teachers thought that he threw a pass at the beautiful, smiling, pert and promising girl of 1 primary ... - I stayed with her eyes dishes. And shaking his head to see if my brain out of that nasty image (not stand that girl) I told him I was not going out there. So I told him the story of the romance between my bag and the rack and after a moment's thought, Genaro started to break his ass. "Another that I thought" I thought.
- What do you think this is the IKEA? We can not go changing the furniture for good, there is no budget. If you had not asked for that dispenser of pornographic magazines last year, maybe something could be done, but no money. So I hope your backpack and perch are very happy and have many hanger-bags that certainly is a product that some entrepreneur has thought-

I was checked. He had believed the story. I took for a madman. But I had not solved the problem. And I was going to stay half an hour every day at school because of a passing and adolescents. So I took drastic measures. Daily

would leave home. I would head to college but did not think coming in, so I would have to fight with my backpack. And come home on time. I happy not to go to school. My parents for having me at home at the time. And humanity as well as nip in the bud what might have been a monster: a mochi-percha.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Keurig Coffee Can Use Milk Instead Of Water

Copy for VEET. Smooth legs in 3 minutes. (Text for women)

Remember when you were a kid and you just worried about having more dolls that the neighbor next door have more boyfriends or your classmate, or more chocolate to eat vegetables and your brother do not remove the toys from the room?

perfect Now I seem to have that kind of concern and not rely on that if you shaved you can wear that skirt if you have not shaved with a pair of pants is fine.
older
From this you cared a little more, because at that difficult age between 12 and 14 years (may be that you've experienced it before or even after) they begin to show up those hairs on the body to deform these fine clean porcelain doll legs a few months ago you looked without shame or concern.

And that fateful day in which someone in your class that points to you and says, "Look, you have hairy legs!" And consistent laughter of others. You get home and I trust under the knowing smile of your mother who understands you and feels an obligation to teach the techniques mother to rid the hair that you gave so little importance that you had not noticed, you do not involve any impediment to continue bringing this skirt in a floral print that your grandmother had given her and that you liked so much.

You felt a little more than other friends who have not yet had never shaved. And I liked it. He made you feel important. The looked over his shoulder and even you proud of those war injuries which produced the blades. Which of course would never now and you should wear long pants to conceal it.

One of the worst moments you remember from your youth is that last day of class, late June, when you were 17 years and you had made those long jeans, because they take several weeks to wear a skirt and it seemed that cause leading print pants.

also did not need to shave and that was also more convenient. But nobody had warned you that Silvia had organized a farewell dinner course at home with POOL. You were not shaved. You felt you could not miss that appointment, they would go all, all clear. You could not miss. You had to sospesa which weighed more, if not go to the most important social gathering to date or go to show that hair that made your legs so unfeminine. Obviously you could not teach those legs. You claim that family trip and not fail the next. Plucking

was taboo word for the opposite sex. Since they could not know you did something to keep those legs. They have hair and you do not. That's right. For this reason when the first appointments with your first boyfriend I called you and said: "I pass you in 10 minutes." I could not answer that because you had to shave wait. How little romantic. "Spend a little more later that my parents are still at home. "
hair removal becomes part of your life, and give it an importance that had not previously conceived. For you there are 4 seasons. Do not shave for not being hot and not stop shaving for cover from the cold. If that skirt suit you so well, makes you so beautiful legs and do not care Jan. 14. You shave and you wear.

Over the years you've gone from not giving any importance to these harmless hair that you grew in the legs to make the hair a conversation with your friends and colleagues. Although more than talk about the hair you do the bad hair or the lack of it.

"Have you seen Mariví? When you walk up a little skirt and her black hairs are my great shame I would teach. " You say the new chief secretary, who is very pretty, very young, very nice but she shaves only to above the knees. By god, that tacky.

Now every time you shave and you just put that skirt so you look good you feel proud in the shops and on bus shelters and in all these sites that reflect your own soft those legs every time put your foot in the ground marks the twin and you think "and how proud I am to hear my legs."

not you have noticed but at the time it took you to read this text, you could have shaved hair and forget about those that make your legs are not as smooth. VEET

SMOOTH LEGS IN 3 MINUTES.